Rrgh… fiine… *grabs horns and pulls them off NO STAIN NO PAIN NO ADHESIVE HE SHOULD DO COMMERCIALS* I thought you would enjoy them. You and this Loki character have a lot in common. Horns made you twins.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDFGJKEHRJIJGFKGJLKDSKGSFRNBGNMNNHHGG
*doubles over, holds his helm*
MMMNFFFFHHGGGHHHRNNNNFFFFFFFF…. *falls to the floor, writhing in pain*
… What… are you… doing… Son you are overreacting.
You’re making a scene quit it.
Son.
Son stop.
Ruughh… *grabs helm and slowly starts to ease the pain* There, are you better? I didn’t even leave a scratch I have no idea what you’re crying about.
… I have a feeling I know who.
You look more handsome now.
MAXIMO
What? Horns are attractive.
I look like a fool!
… Are you saying I look stupid?
I’m saying I look stupid with these damn horns!
Rrgh… fiine… *grabs horns and pulls them off NO STAIN NO PAIN NO ADHESIVE HE SHOULD DO COMMERCIALS* I thought you would enjoy them. You and this Loki character have a lot in common. Horns made you twins.
… I have a feeling I know who.
You look more handsome now.
MAXIMO
What? Horns are attractive.
I look like a fool!
… Are you saying I look stupid?
… I have a feeling I know who.
You look more handsome now.
MAXIMO
What? Horns are attractive.
*impulsively swipes his claws across your faceplates*
GDGSSFDJKA!
*shoves and takes a few steps back* Rrrrgh… Well next time I won’t do you a favor then!
… *frowns* Stop treating me like I’m a child.
Very well. *storms out in an awful mood he’s off to kill poor people*
/Was reading a magazine and sipping on some hot oil when the demonic duo manifest themselves in his medbay/
/Flips out and falls over in surprise/
YOU! SMALL AND PETTY MEDIC. FIX HIM.
Hrmph. Yes yes…
/Mumbles and grumbles, hot oil spilled all over himself/
Now, of what specific course of action do you suggest with the term…fix?
/Makes a scissor-cutting motion with his servos/
… *slaps across the helm* Repairs. Now. Medic.
*impulsively swipes his claws across your faceplates*
GDGSSFDJKA!
*shoves and takes a few steps back* Rrrrgh… Well next time I won’t do you a favor then!
